Eko ile – YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 17 Things you must not do. www.obook.ng

1. On a Danfo bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.

And please whenever you do. Please don’t use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you.

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He’ll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you’re walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you’re defensive and wouldn’t come close to you. Street sense

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don’t pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you’re crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won’t hit you but you must learn how to dribble them.

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops

. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don’t wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin

12. Don’t dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don’t speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. “Sorry, Please, Excuse me…then ask your question”. It is compulsory to say all of them. Don’t omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.

15. It’s often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren’t up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don’t take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We’re mád in this Lagos!!. I am the only nórmal person in my area.

16. There’s one popular “Den of scámmers” in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case of buy a swapped electronics.

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It’s not a bad place to be, it’s just a place to be SMART and WISE!!

EKO ILE OGBON!

ok thats outrageous right ! nope its not !

Well for the well Ajebutter aka anti Ajegunle people in Lagos read below lol

Lagos is a vibrant and exciting city, but it can also be a challenging place for newcomers. Here are 17 things you should avoid doing to ensure a smooth and safe stay in Lagos:

Flaunt your valuables: Avoid walking around with expensive jewelry, gadgets, or large sums of cash. Petty theft is a concern in some areas, so be mindful of your belongings.
Be aloof or unfriendly: Lagosians are known for their warm and welcoming nature. A friendly demeanor can go a long way in navigating the city.
Ignore traffic rules: Traffic congestion is a major issue in Lagos. Be patient, obey traffic laws, and avoid getting into arguments with other drivers.
Trust everyone blindly: While Lagosians are generally friendly, there can be petty scams and cons. Be cautious of unsolicited offers and do your research before engaging with strangers.
Not knowing how to bargain: Bargaining is a way of life in Lagos markets. Be prepared to negotiate prices, but do so respectfully.
Walking alone at night: It’s best to avoid poorly lit areas, especially at night. If you must go out late, consider using a ride-hailing service or going with a group.
Taking pictures without permission: Always ask permission before taking pictures of people, especially those in religious attire or traditional clothing.
Littering: Lagosians are increasingly becoming environmentally conscious. Avoid littering and dispose of your trash properly.
Being disrespectful to elders and traditions: Respect is a core value in Nigerian culture. Show respect to elders and be mindful of local customs and traditions.
Trying to fight back during an argument: If you get into a disagreement, it’s best to walk away rather than escalate the situation.
Not dressing modestly: While Lagos has a fashionable scene, it’s generally recommended to dress modestly, especially in religious areas.
Losing your cool over power outages: Power outages are a frequent occurrence in Lagos. Be prepared with a power bank or alternative light source and stay calm during outages.
Forgetting to carry cash: While many places accept cards, it’s always wise to carry some cash for transportation, markets, and smaller vendors.
Not being patient: Things don’t always happen quickly in Lagos. Be patient with queues, traffic, and administrative processes.
Overstaying your welcome: When visiting someone’s home, be mindful of your stay. It’s polite to not overstay your welcome.
Public displays of affection: Public displays of affection are not widely accepted in Nigerian culture. It’s best to save those for private settings.
Eating at just any street vendor: While Lagos has a fantastic street food scene, it’s important to choose vendors that look clean and hygienic.